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#1 Guest_AlexTM_*

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Posted 12 December 2004 - 11:49 PM

Hello!
Do you want to listen to a funny story? It is a funny, but on the other hand it is a little bit sad. Recently my household servant was retired. It was all of a sudden because his salary was high enough to be satisfied. I asked her about the reasons but she murmured something indistinguishable. Two days ago I understood why she did that. I discovered that while we were absent our maid she used our computer and played in the on-line casino www.greenhill-casino.com and earned much more than we could pay her.But the maid is only the maid. That can be proved by the fact that she she forgot to delete her login and password and I found out that$23000 is enough to retire.I understand her perfectly and maybe I'll give up my work and start playing in this casino. Sorry for off-topic but I am just overwhelmed with feelings and wanted to share with you.

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Posted 13 December 2004 - 03:17 AM

Ooh, ooh....quick....maybe I should play an on-line casino and I could retire too !!

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Posted 13 December 2004 - 01:56 PM

Well, looks like she cleaned up there

#4 Bob Filipiak

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Posted 13 December 2004 - 04:50 PM

Well, looks like she cleaned up there

Gentlemen,

Yes, she may have cleaned up, but for every winner there are a 1000 losers.

Just how did Las Vegas get the nickname of "Lost Wages"??

Now, I may be interested in a legal foolproof way to get the casino's.

(hold it, I said fool proof didn't I. Then leave me out of that, because I was the fool to blow a few $$$$)

For get it, I have learned my lesson

#5 Joseph Bove

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Posted 13 December 2004 - 05:43 PM

Alex,

I must have missed why this story is funny. Unless it's this line:

I found out that$23000 is enough to retire


A person who has a maid to clean the house thinks that $23,000 is enough money to retire on. If you can retire on $23,000, you certainly don't need to waste time on casinos. Your investment skills must be top notch.

At least the spam for VIP Russian women was closer to being related to ProIV.

Kindly go away Alex.

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Joseph

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Posted 14 December 2004 - 12:02 PM

Alex,

I must have missed why this story is funny. Unless it's this line:

I found out that$23000 is enough to retire


A person who has a maid to clean the house thinks that $23,000 is enough money to retire on. If you can retire on $23,000, you certainly don't need to waste time on casinos. Your investment skills must be top notch.

At least the spam for VIP Russian women was closer to being related to ProIV.

Kindly go away Alex.

Regards,

Joseph

Lighten up Joe,

$23,000 (U.S.) is enough to retire on in say South Africa, Mozambique, India
Maybe a few Eastern countries too. Maids etc are quite common in
those places - with a salary of less than 20 bucks a week. That sum
will indeed get you a tinshack with garden and no immediate financial
worries.

None of this is funny though...

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Posted 14 December 2004 - 12:49 PM

Alex,

I must have missed why this story is funny. Unless it's this line:

I found out that$23000 is enough to retire


A person who has a maid to clean the house thinks that $23,000 is enough money to retire on. If you can retire on $23,000, you certainly don't need to waste time on casinos. Your investment skills must be top notch.

At least the spam for VIP Russian women was closer to being related to ProIV.

Kindly go away Alex.

Regards,

Joseph

Heh Joe - cut him some slack.

BTW Alex can you not borrow a maid from your other properties ? :D

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Posted 14 December 2004 - 06:35 PM

Nah. Don't cut him any slack.

This is pure spam polluting a useful forum.

It's not funny, it was almost certainly never true and it's only purpose is to make you read the casino's URL in case you're stupid enough to visit.

I'd be perfectly happy for Rob to delete such stuff but I think I'd be unreasonable to expect him to vet everything!

BTW, In online casinos you're almost certainly playing against multiple software bots so you're even less likely to win than in a real casino.

Also, I can't see $23K generating a safe long-term income of more than $20/week and that's before you buy the shack..

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Posted 15 December 2004 - 10:02 AM

At least the spam for VIP Russian women was closer to being related to ProIV.

:D That was Spam. Oh no!

I sent Vlitskyana some money and she said she was coming to meet me.

She looked like a lovely girl too (although she had a hairy back....that never seemed right)
Magicians disappear all the time, but as soon as a regular person does it, everyone is all scared.

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Posted 15 December 2004 - 11:42 AM

Nah. Don't cut him any slack.

This is pure spam polluting a useful forum.

It's not funny, it was almost certainly never true and it's only purpose is to make you read the casino's URL in case you're stupid enough to visit.

I'd be perfectly happy for Rob to delete such stuff but I think I'd be unreasonable to expect him to vet everything!

BTW, In online casinos you're almost certainly playing against multiple software bots so you're even less likely to win than in a real casino.

Also, I can't see $23K generating a safe long-term income of more than $20/week and that's before you buy the shack..

Are you implying that the original post was an advert for an online casino ? :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thats funnier than the post :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 15 December 2004 - 02:05 PM

At least the spam for VIP Russian women was closer to being related to ProIV.

:D That was Spam. Oh no!

I sent Vlitskyana some money and she said she was coming to meet me.

She looked like a lovely girl too (although she had a hairy back....that never seemed right)

.....and a rather large Adams Apple????

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Posted 15 December 2004 - 02:33 PM

Are you implying that the original post was an advert for an online casino ?     
Thats funnier than the post     

I'm not getting your point Phil..
Do you really not realize it's marketing by or for the casino?
Try searching for bits of the text, it's all over the Web!

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Posted 15 December 2004 - 02:35 PM

Are you implying that the original post was an advert for an online casino ?      
Thats funnier than the post      

I'm not getting your point Phil..
Do you really not realize it's marketing by or for the casino?
Try searching for bits of the text, it's all over the Web!

Furry Muff Lad Broke.

So are you that weak willed that this is a problem ?

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Posted 15 December 2004 - 03:23 PM

Strange that considering this board maybe gets 2 posts on a good day, someone jumps out of knowehere and starts whining about spam?

Is anyone really silly enough to follow the link to the casino.


..... and Phil, stop browsing the internet!

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Posted 15 December 2004 - 06:02 PM

Bullseye on the whining ScottM.

I can see the headline now, "CyberSpace Gridlock Traced to ProIV Resource Center"



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