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#1 Guest_RussianBeauty_*

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Posted 23 July 2004 - 02:17 PM

Greetings from Russia!

I’m Rose (it’s my name).
My greatest dream is to meet a guy of my dreams, whom I’ll give up all my life and love! Promise, he’ll never feel bored. He’ll see what the REAL LOVE means.

It’s the first time I’m using a marriage agency’s services.
My profile is located in the VIP part of the www.mylady.info catalog and I wait for your mail (my ID number is 1321). May be it’s the mail I’m waiting for so long!

Yours sincerely,

Rose.

#2 Joseph Bove

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Posted 23 July 2004 - 03:45 PM

I knew this website was missing something... Mail order brides

The joke's on Russian beauty though... how could any mail order bride compete with the real love we all have for ProIV?

#3 Tony Waszkiewicz

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Posted 23 July 2004 - 05:22 PM

hi all,

it's amazing what VIP can do these days
"...My profile is located in the VIP part .."
so what other hidden code is there? B)

#4 Richard Bassett

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Posted 23 July 2004 - 05:58 PM

Maybe it's all hidden in Faberge easter eggs..
we should be so lucky.
(Yes, since you ask, I've had a bad day.)
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Posted 26 July 2004 - 12:14 AM

Rose,

Too bad I'm married.

B)

#6 Glenn Meyers

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Posted 26 July 2004 - 12:53 PM

Nah,
Is this Rob's new job?
Are we to now call him "Rob the Killer Pimp!"????

Glenn


(Just kidding!)

#7 Phil

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Posted 26 July 2004 - 01:37 PM

Found it !!

ENABLE(&#@GOLDDDIGGING_HUSSY)

Although once you turn "her" on, only a reboot will get rid of "her". If anyone has problems turning "her" on there are manuals available. B)

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Posted 27 July 2004 - 10:11 AM

OK guys, stop making fun now. We're officially engaged to be married.

I've sent her some money for the plane fare, plus some spending money (things are pretty expensive over there apparently), and she wanted my passport and credit card details as well.... (hmm... come to think of it, I didn't ask her why).

Anyway, she sent me a photo - she's stunning. She looks just like that Tennis player, you know.... what's his name.... the guy with the hairy back... Pete something.

Please, please, just be happy for us. We're having an e-reception after the wedding. Date, time and location to be advised, hope to see you all there.

TTFN

Mikey
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 11:38 AM

Given the break up of the Soviet Union, is it fair for her to call herself Russian?

Name: Rose
City: Shymkent
Country: Kazakhstan
Age: 27
Children: no
Languages: English

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Posted 27 July 2004 - 11:57 AM

Poor Rose obviously has a limited exposure to the kind of men working in Pro-IV.

For any Pro-IV'ers currently looking for love, surely this site would be much more appropriate.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

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Posted 27 July 2004 - 01:09 PM

Poor Rose obviously has a limited exposure to the kind of men working in Pro-IV.

For any Pro-IV'ers currently looking for love, surely this site would be much more appropriate.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

A friend of mine tried that but the earliest he can get married is 2059 (55 years) as she is currently serving a 59 yr sentence in the Bangkok Hilton. He reckons she's a right stunner. Although I told him she's not going to be when she gets out. And the other thing of course is that she may have an undercarriage. Being locked up he'll never really know as his visits are restricted to a 10ft gap between them.

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Posted 27 July 2004 - 04:54 PM

This post brought back a memory from some 20 years ago.

It was a satirical commentary about how the Soviets won athletic contests (at the Olympics). There was in the "National Lampoon" a cover photo of a female Soviet athlete, quite a good looking woman, but, there was one problem - a noticable bulge in a spot where there should not be such a bulge.

While the Soviiet Union is gone, there are many remants of that empire around.

Potential sponsors should be warned

Bob Filipiak

#13 Mike Wright

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Posted 28 July 2004 - 08:43 AM

Actually, now you mention it - in the picture she sent me, Rose seems to have a rather large Adams Apple.
Magicians disappear all the time, but as soon as a regular person does it, everyone is all scared.

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Posted 23 August 2004 - 04:54 AM

If Russian women look anything like some of their volleyball team members, I'm on the next Tupolev over there.

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Posted 23 August 2004 - 06:26 PM

Wasn't "Rose" the name of the Russian woman who was recently stripped of the gold medal in Greece? :mad:



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